Help, I no longer control my house

The demon twins are on a full blow effort to destroy the house and my sanity. They are succeeding....and I've loving every minute of it.

1. Crate training: Essential and I shall never have another dog that is NOT crate trained.

2. Respect of the food bowl: I am actually succeeding in this endeavor. They are learning to eat from their own bowls. We've only had two knock-down drag out fights with minimal blood so far.

Dominant doggie: Up for grabs, right now. What Caya lacks in size, she makes up for in tenacity.

I'm a gonna rip your face off grrrrr.

And I squishes her!